I'm not scary kids, says man nailed to a plank

JESUS has condemned scary things, despite being nailed to some wood and wearing a crown of thorns.

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Parliament to tackle sexual harassment with pay rise for MPs

THE best way to stamp out sexual harassment in parliament is to pay MPs more if they promise not to do it, it has been claimed.

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