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I'm still going to vote Tory because I'm a miserable bastard who thinks life should be awful

YES, this week has seen the pound fall in value and the economy tank, but I’m still going to vote Tory because I like the misery.

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Six ways to f**k up greeting someone with a kiss

GREETING someone can be an awkward affair, particularly if the process involves kissing. Here are six ways to f**k it up.

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