Immigrants criticising any aspect of Britain to be sent home immediately

26th August 2026

CRITICISING any of Britain’s many, many flaws will see immigrants shipped off for sheer bloody ingratitude, the government has announced.

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Men who spent entire 1970s joking about Dolly Parton's breasts also in mourning

26th August 2026

THE men who spent an entire decade joking about, and thinking about, Dolly Parton’s spectacular bosom are also mourning her today.

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