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Immigration to be reduced to a fun Australian and a pretty Italian

IMMIGRATION to the UK will be cut to just two people who are acceptable to Britain’s racists and xenophobes, the government has announced.

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All cats are Thatcherites, confirm experts

EVERY cat is a right-wing Conservative, scientists have discovered.

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