Indian takeaway includes bag of disgusting-looking 'salad' for some reason

AN INDIAN takeaway includes a small plastic bag of hideous-looking chopped vegetables for some unknown reason.

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31-year old unsure if she is a 'millennial' or some other bullshit thing

A WOMAN in her early thirties has no idea if ‘millennial’ is the right bullshit label for her.

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