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Indifference to babies outlawed

ANYONE who does not have a fanatical love of babies is committing a crime, it has been confirmed.

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Poor sci-fi films are marketing campaign for Star Wars

RECENT poor quality science fiction films were created to make the new Star Wars seem incredible, it has emerged.

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