Intelligent woman with perfect eyesight just gets some f**king glasses

AN intelligent woman with 20/20 vision has bought glasses she does not need in order to get the respect she deserves.

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Man welcomes feedback as long as it's excellent

A MAN has confirmed that he welcomes feedback as long as it is always brilliant.

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