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International F**k Off and Leave Me Alone Day a resounding success

INTERNATIONAL Fuck Off and Leave Me Alone Day has proved more successful than International Happiness Day or World Poetry Day, it has emerged.

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The Mash guide to leaving Facebook 

LEAVING Facebook is harder than putting down the family dog for incontinence.

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