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Is it banter or are you a violent racist misogynist who should not be within a million miles of the f**king police?

METROPOLITAN police officers have once again struggled to tell the difference between banter and hideous hate speech. Here’s how to tell:

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Fight or flight: what to do when encountering a Northerner

SUDDENLY finding yourself in proximity to a northerner can be an agitating experience. But run or engage in combat? Denys Finch Hatton explains: 

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