'Is that the penis or the nose?': What not to say when someone shows you an ultrasound photo

IS a pregnant friend insisting on showing you their ultrasound scan? Here’s what you should definitely avoid saying.

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Rishi Sunak's nine-point plan to fix the NHS and its nine obvious flaws

THE prime minister has unveiled a nine-point plan to restore the NHS to its pre-2010 glory, with nine glaringly obvious flaws.

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