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'Is that where the hot water comes in?': six questions you'll feel a knobhead for asking tradesmen

YOU know nothing about how anything works but want to show willing, so you embarass yourself by asking these pathetically ill-informed questions:

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Triumph for Scotland as Leviticus fan comes in very close second

SCOTS are celebrating a triumph for liberal values as a big fan of Leviticus chapter 18 only came second in the leadership race.  

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