It may be personalised but it's still crap, says recipient of thoughtful gift

A WOMAN is less than thrilled to be shackled to an unwanted piece of tat for the rest of her life because it has her name on it.

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Read a real book: how to be the most superior twat on your bus

RIDING the bus is miserable, but you can keep yourself entertained by proving how superior you are to all the other passengers by following these tips: 

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