It’s like ‘Event Horizon’ in there, say fog survivors

SURVIVORS of the London fog have revealed that ‘some bad, freaky shit is happening in there’.

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Tom Cruise is best man at every Scientology wedding

A COUPLE have won the legal right to be married in a British Scientology chapel, allowing Tom Cruise to be a best man for the 3,814th time.

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