I've had enough of identity politics, says man obsessed with Britishness

A MAN who hates identity politics is also really worried about his British identity being erased, it has been emerged.

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Stupid arse fly can't get out of wide-open patio door

A FLY is somehow trapped in the living room of a house despite being guided towards an open patio door.

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