Jayden is a perfectly normal name but 'Paul' is weird, eight-year-olds agree

EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS have informed their parents that every class has at least one Jayden but they have never heard of anyone called Paul.

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Scientists discover man using outdoor car cover who isn't an absolute arsehole

SCIENTISTS have found the one man in the world using a protective car cover who isn’t a complete and utter twat.

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