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Jesus still trouncing Royals on bank holiday count

EVEN in years of Jubilees and funerals Jesus still has the Royals beaten hands down on bank holidays, he has boasted.

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Mr Frosty: The Motion Picture, and five other films based on crap British toys

WITH the Barbie movie out soon and a Tetris adaptation on the telly it’s time Britain dug some of its own old toys out of the loft. Here are six blockbusters we’ll be making.

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