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Junior Apprentice Urged To Get Some Cider And A Copy Of 'Porky'S' Before It's Too Late

THE 17 year-old winner of The Junior Apprentice has been urged to grab a two litre bottle of cider and a copy of Porky’s, the 1980s high school romp, before he turns into an irretrievable tosspot.

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We're too busy to take a break, say arseholes who aren't really

OVER half of Britain’s office workers are tedious sods playing the martyr to make everyone else look bad.

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