Subscribe

Keelhauling preferable to £1,000 fine for headphone dodgers, say commuters

BRUTAL nautical punishments would be a more fitting penalty for headphone dodgers than a £1,000 fine, commuters agree.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Marathon runners hit actual wall

COMPETITORS in the London Marathon are running into an actual, physical wall and attempting to grittily push through it. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›