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Keytars to be allowed in prisons

THE ban on musical instruments in prison does not include cool synths, it has been confirmed.

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Kittens reaching peak cuteness

KITTENS are at a point of maximum cuteness beyond which they will no longer be a mental balm, experts have warned.

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