Kid born in 2003 driving a f**king car

A BABY born well after the turn of the millennium is old enough to drive a fucking car, it has emerged. 

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I'm basically Adele now, says Corbyn

JEREMY Corbyn has told the Labour party conference he is such a mainstream, safe choice that he is basically Adele. 

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