Kids allowed on term time holidays if they bring back cheap fags and some Grappa

 CHILDREN will be allowed to travel abroad during term time as long as they bring back booze and fags for teachers. 

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Scientists confirm we are all living in Ed Sheeran's dream

OUR reality is just a dream in the mind of sleeping Ed Sheeran, it has been confirmed.

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