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Kids who eat pizza 'do not ask lots of smart-arse questions'

FAT, happy children who eat pizza do not waste time asking annoying, smart-arse questions, research has discovered.

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Torres fee obviously adjusted for inflation, claims Chelsea

FERNANDO Torres’ £50m transfer fee was clearly adjusted to allow for inflation, Chelsea insisted last night.

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