Know-all has to get ready meal box out of bin to read intructions

A KNOW-IT-ALL who thought a ready meal would be so simple he wouldn’t need instructions has had to fish the box out of the bin.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) If people can’t handle you at your worst, they’ve probably got little patience for house guests that defecate on their sofa.

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