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'Ladies of the night', and five other sexual euphemisms sagely used by dads

MEN of a certain age are clued up on the latest developments in sex and use appropriate terminology without shame. Your dad’s employed each of these: 

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Six normal baby names where the parents completely f**ked up the spelling

EVEN when idiot parents deign to give their child an ordinary name they cannot get it right, for there is no spellcheck in the registry office. The bearers of these are marked for life: 

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