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Language evolving but not in a good way

ENGLISH is evolving in the wrong direction thanks to the internet, text messaging and social media.

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Assange 'doing a dangerous amount of masturbation'

Julian Assange may wank himself to death, sources at the Ecuadorian embassy have warned.

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