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Lapdancers To Wear William Hague Masks

BRITAIN'S lapdancers are to wear William Hague masks in a bid to restrict their sexual potency.

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Ramsay Launches Campaign For Seasonal Freaky Sex Drugs

TV chef Gordon Ramsay is urging consumers to buy freaky sex drugs that are in season.

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