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Last man to still use the phrase 'having it off' dies

THE last man in the UK to describe sexual intercourse as ‘having it off’ has died, aged 78.

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GCSE coursework moved to accommodate Easter egg consumption

GCSE COURSEWORK dates are to be moved to allow pupils enough time to eat all their Easter eggs.

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