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Last ‘older-looking kid who buys porn for friends’ retires

THE UK’s last working porn-getter has retired.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) Taking your acoustic guitar to a party this weekend really draws a crowd as people queue up to watch you being beaten unconscious with it.

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