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Lazy spare bedrooms despised by hard-working master bedrooms

HARD-WORKING master bedrooms have spoken out against idle spare bedrooms that do nothing but claim benefits.

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Failure now an option

FAILURE is always an option despite what they tell you, experts have confirmed.

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