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Leaving the toilet seat up proves we didn't piss through it, say perfect gentlemen

MEN have explained that they leave the toilet seat up not because they are lazy bastards, but so women can feel confident it will not be covered in piss.

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You just can't handle a strong, incompetent, unpopular, bigoted Asian woman, Patel tells Tories

PRITI Patel feels she has only been knocked out of the Tory leadership race because the party is not ready for a strong woman with her awful qualities.

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