'Legends' must overcome monster or massive army

THE requirements for being deemed a ‘legend’ have been raised from buying colleagues a doughnut to overcoming a seemingly invincible adversary.

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Man does not like cycling

A 31-YEAR-OLD man does not like cycling, it has been claimed.

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