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London Now Worse Than Some Place In Australia

LONDON now offers a worse quality of life than some place in Australia for God’s sake, it emerged last night.

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Glastonbury In Last Minute Search For Replacement Twat

BONO has cancelled his appearance at Glastonbury forcing organisers into a last minute hunt for some other twat.

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