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London property prices fall amid shortage of twats

LONDON property prices will plummet because all the rich twats are already there, experts have warned.

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Trump’s running mate to be Wesley Snipes in 'Demolition Man'

DONALD Trump has chosen a character from the 1993 film Demolition Man to be his vice presidential running mate.

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