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Londoner doesn't believe there are properties under £500,000

A LONDON resident told housing outside the capital is readily available for less than half a million pounds has dismissed it as a provincial hoax. 

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Toddlers' sorting blocks, and other tests Trump would claim he's 'aced'

THE president of the US has been crowing about passing cognitive tests again, unrelated to daily concerns about his decaying mental state. He could also boast about these: 

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