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Londoners obediently queueing for some bullshit

A QUEUE of Londoners don’t even know what bullshit they are lining up for, they have confirmed.

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Over 30s not on property ladder 'can f**k off'

YOUNG people desperately need help buying their own home but anyone over 30 can just suck it, society has decided.

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