Lonely man seizes opportunity to carve face into vegetable

SOCIALLY isolated Tom Logan is celebrating being able to make a ‘vege-wife’ without being labelled insane.

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We like this album, say strangers

A HANDFUL of people you’ve never met have announced liking an album by James Blake.

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