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Lonely people reminded they don't have to spend Christmas with Liz Jones

A CHARITY campaign for people spending Christmas alone has reminded them they could be with Liz Jones instead.

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Why Can't Britain Learn How Not To Go Outside?

AS the latest cold snap brought Britain to a standstill, anger was growing over the country's inability to just say 'fuck this' and watch loads of DVDs.

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