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Lots of lazy bastards have jobs

THOUSANDS of bone idle people have full-time paid employment, it has emerged.

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Clever people obsessively bored with royal baby

SELF-STYLED clever people cannot stop expressing their indifference to the royal offspring, it has emerged.

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