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Make drivers pay for fuel in advance and then get a f**king move on, says Britain

DRIVERS should pay for their fuel at the pump, fill up their cars and then get the hell out of there instead of pissing about for fucking ages, Britain has confirmed.

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Relationship ends as man buys 'couples photo-shoot' for girlfriend's birthday

A 10-MONTH relationship has come to an abrupt end after a man bought his girlfriend a ‘couples photo shoot’ for her birthday.

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