Man can't help putting on weird accent when he talks to workmen

A MIDDLE-CLASS man cannot stop himself putting on a strange working-class accent when he meets people who do physical work.

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Stoner to miss official cannabis day

A WEED-SMOKER will inevitably miss the official stoner day ‘4/20’ due to being in a cannabis-induced haze.

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