Man celebrates pay rise by choosing slightly more expensive version of everything for the rest of his life

A MAN is celebrating a pay rise by buying slightly more costly versions of the same boring things, it has been confirmed.

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Couple leaving 'honeymoon phase' realise they have no friends left

A NEW couple just leaving the ‘honeymoon phase’ of their relationship are realising that they have no friends left.

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