Man claiming every news story is a dead cat

AN otherwise sane man has decided that every breaking news story is just a distraction from another story.

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Woman hospitalised after accidentally reading old sexts in cold light of day

A WOMAN has been rushed to hospital after rereading ‘steamy’ messages only meant to be seen in the dead of night after too many glasses of wine.

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