Man experiences strange patriotic feeling

A MAN has experienced weird stirrings of patriotism while watching the Olympics.

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Man ejected from festival for not being a flamboyant extrovert

A MAN who wore jeans instead of sparkly leggings to a festival was asked to leave, it has emerged.

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