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Man had forgotten that next four months suck absolute balls

A MAN has just remembered that living in Britain between the beginning of November and the end of February is a total f**king nightmare. 

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Big pot of home-made soup knows half of it is going in the bin

A LARGE pot of ‘delicious’ home-made soup knows at least 50 per cent of it is getting chucked.

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