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Man has no career aspirations

RETAIL worker Stephen Malley has no desire to do a job other than the one he is already doing.

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Sterling’s sick note actually bank statement

LIVERPOOL star Raheem Sterling has presented the club with documentation of his bank balance to excuse his absence from training.

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