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Man likes wearing wanky little necklace

A WOMAN is distraught after finding out her new partner is into wanky necklaces and pendants, she has revealed.

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I'm here for the long term, says wasp in kitchen

A LATE-SUMMER wasp in a kitchen has reassured the electorate that it is here for the long-term. 

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