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Man lying about not being arsed with Facebook

A MAN who says he has a Facebook account but doesn’t really use it is lying out of his arse.

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Cameron secures leftover sandwiches for UK

DAVID Cameron has negotiated a deal allowing Britain to keep any leftover sandwiches from EU meetings, he has announced.

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