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Man not about to be denied joy of ringing bus bell just because it's been done nine times

A MAN feels it was necessary for him to ding the ‘stop’ bell on a bus despite the driver neither needing him to nor appreciating it.

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Seven hairstyles that used to get you laid but now wouldn't

A FASHIONABLE hairdo is essential when looking for love. But be careful you’re keeping up with the times, as these outmoded styles will only lead to wanking alone now.

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