Man permanently angry about things that haven't happened

A SUBURBAN man spends a large amount of time fuming about things he does not agree with which have not actually happened.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Scientist doubting life's work after reading Facebook comments by twat

AN expert epidemiologist is doubting everything he has ever learned about viruses after reading the baseless opinions of some halfwit on Facebook.

Checking article access…