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Man starts another pointless f**king project

A MAN has started another stupid fucking waste of time, he has confirmed. 

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People moaning on about Christmas stuff in shops getting earlier every year

THE annual festival of whinging about premature displays of Christmas goods in shops is getting earlier every year, it has been confirmed.

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